Reasons Why I Won't Accept Your Facebook Friend Request

First and Most Obvious.....

I understand Facebook can be a great place to network and meet new people but I'm a married woman who's very protective of her kids...unless your request is business or ministry related...I'm really not interested. 

Now if I already don't know you and now I can't see you, how I am supposed to know if you've ever appeared on America's Most Wanted or Cops? How am I supposed to know if you are REALLY YOU?!?!  If I can't see you I can't accept you.

Sooooo....I don't know you.....you have no profile pic and no Mutual friends. Now who am I suppose to call to investigate you?

Okay so you DO have a profile pic and mutual friends but when I click on your Facebook wall, its loaded with porn, profanity and spam. You must be crazy. What kind of person do you take me for? Ain't nobody got time for that.

Just because my Facebook friends accepted you doesn't mean I have to. My standards are different and I value my privacy.

So you've chosen not to use your birth name. And since I already don't know you who you are, you've just put me in the position of having to make a judgment call based on your profile name. Let's see....RoAdDawg HititandQuitit Jones....DELETE Request.

Oh PU-lease! Now you know!